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Statement by Pat Robertson on Haiti
...something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it. They were under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon III and whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, "We will serve you if you will get us free from the French." True story. And so, the devil said, "OK, it’s a deal." And they kicked the French out. You know, the Haitians revolted and got themselves free. But ever since, they have been cursed by one thing after the other. Desperately poor.

Statement by Tom on Pat Robertson
Well mister Robertson, I have to assume the words you state above have come to you through divine communication. For I assume you were not around at the time the events you mention transpired. Your words however have been recorded and transcribed (you were even so kind as to put them on your very own website) verbatim. I hope they will haunt you for every minute of the eternity you seem to belief in. Forgive me for putting into italics the important (according to you, the rest was - your own words - whatever) part of your message. You clearly have a very bad case of the brain-disease I've been talking about in my previous post.