all hail diane

No, this is not about the former Princess of Wales. That was Diana. Diane (surname unknown at this time) has done a lot more for humankind in her final days than Diana did in her whole pampered life.

Diane's body was paralyzed through an accident. And she decided that life had no more value for her. However, this woman's jumping days were over (I seem to read a lot about those kinds of women these days), so she needed help. Which was denied.

And then this woman did something that will make her legendary. She thought of something she had available - and no use for any longer - that is in high demand. Her organs. And she struck a bargain. Of course, you'll not read that in the papers. The hospital doing the euthanasia is not the same one that will use her organs.

Thank you Diane ! When at last the right to die is up there with the other human rights, we'll remember you as one of those that cleared the way for us.

abbruzo people too fat dixit pope

In a great TV commercial the pope claimed that the Abbruzo people are too fat and have high cholesterol. This may or may not have caused the earthquake that recently hit the region !

In order to put them on the right path the pope sends them - for free - some low fat, low cholesterol cooking oil. If all the mama's in the region use this oil to prepare their pasta, all the problems in the Abbruzo-region will soon be a thing of the past.

This oil can be yours too, for a special price ! Be aware that this will be a limited time offer ! Operators are standing by to take your orders !