abbruzo people too fat dixit pope

In a great TV commercial the pope claimed that the Abbruzo people are too fat and have high cholesterol. This may or may not have caused the earthquake that recently hit the region !

In order to put them on the right path the pope sends them - for free - some low fat, low cholesterol cooking oil. If all the mama's in the region use this oil to prepare their pasta, all the problems in the Abbruzo-region will soon be a thing of the past.

This oil can be yours too, for a special price ! Be aware that this will be a limited time offer ! Operators are standing by to take your orders !